Well anyone who can’t keep you is stupid.
You were the best boyfriend I ever had.

I don’t know about that but you weren’t so bad yourself.
Tyler… You don’t get it. To be honest, I’m not sure I do either. Fine, I love him, and it hurts to say that to you because I— I’m not over you, and fuck you if you don’t think I’ve tried to get over you. You’re an ass and all I want to do is… Hug you, and help you get out of it because I can’t leave you like this and I don’t get why because I don’t deserve that kind of shit. I don’t even know what you’re doing… I don’t even know why I bother, cause in the end.. I can’t have either of you.
Why are we talking about this right now? You’re either with me or you’re not. You, Alice, are not which means I’m not your responsibility. Don’t you get that there is no decision between me and Klaus? As far as I’m concerned you chose him a long time ago and I’m over it.

Well they were dumb/
Well Damon when he came to town, Matt in a way and yeah I’ve dated guys who just find better people.
Everyone who’s ever let you go is an idiot.

No. It’s because I actually have no life.
That sucks.

You do realize I’m never going to stop with the cupid jokes right?
Well, not really.
Is it because Valentines day is over for the year?

But how are you a back up?
Do Alice Donovan and Selena Reid ring any bells to you?

How are you a back up?